Asian Needs

Boba is like catnip for Asians. Gimme gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme gimme more.

Ode to Katy Perry

I want to walk down the aisle to Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream." No joke. You might be wondering why I wouldn't want to walk down the aisle to something a little more traditional, or perhaps classier? Well my friends, I don't think it gets any more romantic than Miss Katy Perry's, "Teenage Dream." Have you seen the music video? Who wouldn't want to be in a sepia-toned life, riding down the Pacific Coast Highway with their man?! TELL ME WHO? Surely my future hubby will think I'm pretty without any makeup on, or that I'm funny when I tell the punchline wrong. Don't get me wrong, Sinatra, Streisand, they're all perfectly good choices. But I've spent an extensive amount of time imagining myself walking down the aisle to my future-hipster-boy-husband and the song that's forever playing is "Teenage Dream." Also, Katy wrote it about her husband, Russell Brand, it'll be a good omen for my marriage, right?

Who will ever love me?